Umbrella Protocol — Minimal Biohazard Cap

This design says everything with almost nothing. A clean, unmistakable red-and-white umbrella symbol sits dead center, calm and symmetrical—like a corporate logo that insists it’s just here to help. No text. No warnings. Just the quiet confidence of an organization that definitely has a PowerPoint explaining why this was all necessary. It’s minimalist, ominous, and instantly recognizable to anyone fluent in survival horror and questionable corporate ethics.

• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!