Skynet Systems — Neural Net Division Tee

This design looks like official corporate merch from a future that definitely did not go well. A bold red geometric logo rises like a warning symbol, stamped above the unmistakable name SKYNET, complete with sterile corporate language about neural-net–based artificial intelligence. The clean lines and retro-futurist typography give it that perfect “1980s vision of tomorrow” vibe—equal parts tech optimism and impending robot apocalypse. It’s sleek, ominous, and hilariously deadpan, like wearing the employee uniform of a company that insists everything is under control.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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