Retro Mind Machine — Classical Gamer Collage t-shirt

This design feels like a philosophy major accidentally discovered joysticks and never looked back. A classical marble bust peers out from a chaotic pile of retro tech—CRT monitor, floppy disk, joystick, cartridge—like ancient wisdom has been fully uploaded into an ’80s gaming rig. Disembodied stone hands confidently grip the controls, suggesting that yes, Plato would absolutely main this character. It’s a playful collision of high art and low-resolution fun: part museum exhibit, part arcade cabinet, all beautifully unhinged.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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