Retro Mind Machine — Classical Gamer Collage hoodie

This design feels like a philosophy major accidentally discovered joysticks and never looked back. A classical marble bust peers out from a chaotic pile of retro tech—CRT monitor, floppy disk, joystick, cartridge—like ancient wisdom has been fully uploaded into an ’80s gaming rig. Disembodied stone hands confidently grip the controls, suggesting that yes, Plato would absolutely main this character. It’s a playful collision of high art and low-resolution fun: part museum exhibit, part arcade cabinet, all beautifully unhinged.

• Outside: 100% organic cotton
• Charcoal melange is 60% cotton, 40% recycled polyester
• Inside for all colors: 80% organic cotton, 20% recycled polyester
• Brushed lining
• Regular fit
• Raglan sleeves
• Ribbed cuffs and hem
• Drawstrings with metal eyelets and stoppers
• Jersey-lined hood
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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