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This design breaks down the ancient gamer term “n00b” with the kind of dry, dictionary-style seriousness that makes the insult hit even harder. The clean typeface delivers a perfectly straight-faced definition of that one player who insists they’re “high level,” “elite,” or “totally pro,” yet somehow manages to drag the entire team into the abyss. It’s scholarly. It’s savage. It’s a public service announcement wrapped in minimalist typography for anyone who has ever suffered the chaos of a loud, proud, and hopelessly terrible teammate.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
Frame Material: Wood |
Seat Material: Wood |
Adjustable Height: No |
Seat Style: Saddle |
Distressed: No |
Custom Made: No |
Number of Items Included: 1 |
Folding: No |
Stackable: No |
Cushions Included: No |
Arms Included: No |
Legs Included: Yes |
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Footrest Included: Yes |
Casters Included: No |
Nailhead Trim: No |
Weight Capacity: 225 Kilogramm |
Commercial Use: No |
Country of Manufacture: Vietnam |
