n00b (noun) — Overconfident, Underqualified Sweatshirt

This design breaks down the ancient gamer term “n00b” with the kind of dry, dictionary-style seriousness that makes the insult hit even harder. The clean typeface delivers a perfectly straight-faced definition of that one player who insists they’re “high level,” “elite,” or “totally pro,” yet somehow manages to drag the entire team into the abyss. It’s scholarly. It’s savage. It’s a public service announcement wrapped in minimalist typography for anyone who has ever suffered the chaos of a loud, proud, and hopelessly terrible teammate.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Disclaimer: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!