n00b (noun) — Overconfident, Underqualified hoodie

This design breaks down the ancient gamer term “n00b” with the kind of dry, dictionary-style seriousness that makes the insult hit even harder. The clean typeface delivers a perfectly straight-faced definition of that one player who insists they’re “high level,” “elite,” or “totally pro,” yet somehow manages to drag the entire team into the abyss. It’s scholarly. It’s savage. It’s a public service announcement wrapped in minimalist typography for anyone who has ever suffered the chaos of a loud, proud, and hopelessly terrible teammate.

• Outside: 100% organic cotton
• Charcoal melange is 60% cotton, 40% recycled polyester
• Inside for all colors: 80% organic cotton, 20% recycled polyester
• Brushed lining
• Regular fit
• Raglan sleeves
• Ribbed cuffs and hem
• Drawstrings with metal eyelets and stoppers
• Jersey-lined hood
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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