Gamers (noun) — Digital Gladiators of Eternal Grind hoodie

This design looks like a refined entry straight out of an academic dictionary… until you actually read it. The word “gamers” sits proudly at the top, complete with mock phonetics, followed by a hilariously honest definition of the world’s most dedicated digital masochists. Hour after hour, day after day, week after week—performing high-stress mental feats for the grand cosmic reward of… a tiny pixel badge. It’s a love letter to the grind, wrapped in scholarly typography, perfect for anyone who has ever muttered “just one more quest” at 3 a.m. and meant it.

• Outside: 100% organic cotton
• Charcoal melange is 60% cotton, 40% recycled polyester
• Inside for all colors: 80% organic cotton, 20% recycled polyester
• Brushed lining
• Regular fit
• Raglan sleeves
• Ribbed cuffs and hem
• Drawstrings with metal eyelets and stoppers
• Jersey-lined hood
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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